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* Der Beamte: unterbricht seinen Schlaf, zählt kurz 2 mal 2 Schäfchen und schläft weiter | * Der Beamte: unterbricht seinen Schlaf, zählt kurz 2 mal 2 Schäfchen und schläft weiter | ||
* Der Student im 17. Semester: " | * Der Student im 17. Semester: " | ||
- | * Der Mafiosi: "Du stellst zu viele Fragen..." | + | * Der Mafiosi: "Du stellst zu viele Fragen ..." |
* Der Berufschullehrer: | * Der Berufschullehrer: | ||
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Was hat man, wenn man in der linken Hand 8 und inder rechten 4 Äpfel hat? | Was hat man, wenn man in der linken Hand 8 und inder rechten 4 Äpfel hat? | ||
- | Gro0e Hände! | + | Große |
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- | Statistik: Geburtstage sind gesund. | + | **Behauptung**: Geburtstage sind gesund. |
- | Beweis: Je mehr man davon hat, desto länger lebt man. | + | **Beweis**: Je mehr man davon hat, desto länger lebt man. $ \square$ |
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**Behauptung**: | **Behauptung**: | ||
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- | **Beweis**: Keine Katze hat acht Schwänze. Eine Katze hat um einen Schwanz mehr als keine Katze $ \Longrightarrow$ Eine Katze hat neun Schwänze. | + | **Beweis**: Keine Katze hat acht Schwänze. Eine Katze hat um einen Schwanz mehr als keine Katze $ \Longrightarrow$ Eine Katze hat neun Schwänze. |
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Why do they never serve beer at a math party? | Why do they never serve beer at a math party? | ||
- | Because you can't drink an derive... | + | Because you can't drink and derive... |
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Why did the two 4's skip lunch? | Why did the two 4's skip lunch? | ||
- | The already 8! | + | They already 8! |
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I'm making a graph of my past relationships. | I'm making a graph of my past relationships. | ||
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